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Kenya is popular among the African countries for several tourist destinations as well as its cultural heritage. Over the years the country has advanced not only due to industrialization and technological advancements but also the citizens have adopted foreign cultures among them, sex cultures. The existence of popular escort sites like nairobihot.com is a mere shadow of what to expect especially if you are looking to tour the country.

Our website features hot ebony babes with beautiful bodies; round and juicy bums, big round boobies with sweet nipples, tight pussies, pretty faces, small waists and what have you. It’s easy actually, you just find one that suits your tastes (they have their erotic photos displayed) and click on profiles available to find out personal details including services and contacts. Even better is that through nairobihot.com you can not only find escorts by location but also by major roads for instance Thika road. These escorts are categorized and depending on your pocket size you could always go for VIP escorts.

Well, whether a tourist or a local searching for some tight pussy to bang, a mouth or a pretty face to cum on, or a body to body massage, Nairobihot has you covered. Gone are the days you could only wish your cock would be treated to a new tight pussy, asshole, boobies, supple nipples, French kisses, erotic massages with a happy ending, peninsula massage, live shows and what have you every week as if it’s a fucking impossible dream. Wake up and make it happen through nairobihot.com.

Our site is one among many around the world and am guessing if you are a businessman or a tourist who travels a lot to different countries you might need to know a few more of these sites. Luckily for you, there is some grown ass motherfucker somewhere out there who is more than concerned about your sexual satisfaction, you heard me right sucker! Call him theporndude. This dude has gone ahead to not only enlist for you the best escort sites from different parts of the world (premium and free). He is also concerned over your welfare, and so he continues to dig deeper into each of their credibility and how they operate. This means that when you finally decide on what escort site you will go for you will have all the facts on your fingers tips.

The Porn Dude MascotIf you are starting to think that perhaps this motherfucker is paid by the sites to do so, well he isn’t. His reviews speak for themselves, don’t expect an escort site to be offering shoddy services or not clear about their operations and he doesn’t call them out. He is no joker and is strict as fuck. Recently I read one of his reviews where he criticizes one escort site for availing shoddy terms and conditions that sort of suggest that ‘in case you happen to get brutalized in the hands of an escort you are on your own.’ You can imagine!

Trust theporndude to be thorough; he doesn’t leave out shit that could especially leave your ass hanging up in the air. He will even let you know why it is basically safe and advisable to visit escort sites with customer reviews. Am not here to educate you meatheads, so you better check out this fucking awesome site for yourselves. All sites are ranked according to various specifications including them credibility, user interface, quality of services delivered among many others.

Away from the escort’s world, theporndude.com is a porn sites directory. By this, I simply mean that he has provided listings for various porn sites including both premium and free sites. It’s almost like some fucking shortcut, look at it like this; the porn sites are arranged from the best in each niche and yet he covers even the kinkiest of them all. Am sure even myself if I heard of strange fetishes such as farting, preggofilia among others I would be curious enough to check them out.

Now it doesn’t matter whether it’s just mere curiosity that may bring you to this site or perhaps you love just chilling at home after a long day from work and jerking off. This site is user-friendly not only because it has a lights off feature to spare your eyes from too much light, lots of sorting features and a useful searching tool but because the owner saves you from unnecessary bullshit. By that, I mean shit like Ads that would as much as impair your focus on content but also endanger your personal data. No wonder he is ever cursing all those dumbasses who continue to flock their sites with endless series of banners and Ads.

If you also love being in the know about what is happening in the porn world, trust this freak to bring you the latest stories through theporndude.com blog. There is no shitting around here or gossip, it’s shit that is happening worldwide; even funny stories (I read one sometimes back about a pregnant goat that died from getting raped by a group of men somewhere in India), porn stars news, Awards, obscene occurrences like teachers fucking their students and much more! I don’t mean to give you a spoiler, but that blog is one hell of a must read.

It’s important to note that this dude does not own any of the sites he has listed down for you and so if you find content you want brought down you will have to contact those individual sites. Besides, human beings are diverse, we like and dislike different things, and that’s why opinions are allowed to vary. This dude’s work from the listing, ranking to reviewing is all based on his perspective and opinions so if they crash with yours, it’s alright. After all, you can always fucking agree to disagree. I will only want you to consider that he has been in the industry for a very long time, probably even before you could spell the word porn. He knows the latest porn trends, and that’s why he continues to update his content freshly. If you still find yourself doubting him, you are beyond help.

Conclusion

If you are in Kenya, Nairobi or its major cities you now know how to easily and quickly find the best escorts for erotic services at your convenience. As for the rest of the world, theporndude.com has got you covered with various escort sites globally and has so much more to offer including captivating blog posts and a listing for various porn sites featuring a variety of kinks and fetishes. Feels like a game changer, right?